Rules of Engagement

Stonk Games Terms and Conditions:

You should read these. I know you won’t, but nevertheless I have tried to make them as entertaining as possible.

We and You:

I know who I am (I actually paid money to find out!). ‘We’ (I, me, my, us and our) in this context refers to officials, owners, partners and staff (often all the same) of Stonk Games.

‘You’ (your) refers to you, our esteemed reader and (hopefully) customer.

The Website:

This website was built using WordPress and is hosted by a third party organisation. Stonk Games takes no responsibility for your journey through this site (or your life). Use of the site is free but at your own risk (again, like life). You are entirely responsible for your use of the site. We cannot accept responsibility for any loss or inconvenience caused by reliance on inaccurate material contained in this Site.  Should you require the services of a counsellor this can be provided at a cost (seriously, I am qualified). Links to other sites are not endorsements of those sites or products, and we are not responsible for those either. Every effort is made to update the site as often as possible.

We do not collect or hold any financial data or information through this site. For your security transactions (including card transactions) are carried out through our associates at Paypal. Their own terms and conditions apply. We accept no responsibility for the  loss of any data submitted to us via this website (contact), howsoever occasioned. Please therefore be cautioned to avoid submitted sensitive data directly via this site.

Copyright:

All images and text on this website are provided with the permission of the copyright holder. All Mantic product descriptions and images are owned by Mantic Entertainment Ltd. Should you wish to make use of them please contact them via their website www.manticgames.com

Permission is given to share and promote this website using any other image contained within it, provided that this is for non commercial purposes. Design copyright for Stonk Games products remains with Stonk Games and all rights are reserved.

Should you have any questions please contact us using the webform on the contact page.

By submitting material to any of our servers (by e-mail, for example), you agree that the material will not contain any item that is unlawful or otherwise unfit for publication; you will use reasonable efforts to scan and remove any viruses or other contaminating or destructive features before submitting any material; you own the material or have the unlimited right to provide it to us, and Stonk Games may publish the material free of charge and/or incorporate it or any concepts described in it in our products and services without accountability or liability, and you agree not to take action against us in relation to material that you submit, and you agree to indemnify us if any third party takes action against us in relation to the material you submit. (In other words a)please don’t break my website. b)if you throw me your idea then I reserve the right to use it. c)If I get sued because of your stuff its on your head.)

Products:

Important Safety Notice: Unless indicated otherwise all products are provided unpainted and unassembled. Products are NOT suitable for small children. Many contain small parts and some may have sharp edges. Adhesives and paints are not supplied except where indicated. Though non toxic our products are not suitable for ingestion or insertion and have no nutritional value.

Really Important Safety Notice: Don’t poke Cthulhu.

These are wargames toys. Play nice.

Buying goods from Stonk Games.

By entering a purchase transaction with Stonk Games you automatically agree to our Terms and Conditions.

Our Terms and Conditions are liable for change at any time. The only constant in life is change. This is a paradox.

Prices and delivery costs (where applied) include V.A.T. (Render unto Caesar).

Kickstarter Campaigns: With regard to products supplied via Kickstarter, we confirm that Kickstarter and its Payment Partners will remove their fees before transmitting proceeds of a campaign to Stonk Games. Part payment will therefore be made to Kickstarter.

Payment must be made by electronic transfer (pay pal is our preferred medium (We tried Doris Stokes but that didn’t work out)). We are open to offers of barter but must draw the line at body parts since we really don’t have any more room in the freezer.

Stock is kept to a minimum to keep our costs down and some items are produced to order. This may mean that there is a delay in processing your order. It may come as a surprise to you to learn that despite this being the electronic age of instant payment and communication, the regulations regarding fulfilment of remote orders have not changed since the days when you had to send a postal slip to get the missing cockpit of your model aircraft replaced (I’m not bitter!). So we have up to 28 days to send your order. We will make every effort (every reasonable effort – I mean its not like we are going to pawn our livers for instance) to make sure you get your goods in the minimum time possible. 3 days to despatch is normal. If an item is out of stock postage of the whole order will be delayed until the whole order can be completed. Should this prove impossible you will be informed as soon as possible.

Lasercut items are made to order and are not stocked. Allow at least 10 days to despatch.

But I really I mean it. Out the door ASAP.

Cancellations: You can cancel an order at any time, for any reason (like your other half finding out how much you have spent), up to the point of despatch. You don’t have to tell us why you are cancelling but points will be awarded for amusing or moving stories. After goods have been posted though no cancellations will be accepted.

Delivery: Stonk Games is not responsible for Delivery. That is the responsiblity of the postal services employed. We accept no responsibility for loss delay or damage incurred during postage. Labels such as ‘Fragile’ and ‘With Care’ are not used as this simply invites trouble. Items are supplied under plain packaging unless otherwise requested. Custom labels such as ‘A secret present for my loved one – do not open’ or ‘Human remains’ can be added on request. Regular customers may be accorded the honour of their own custom labelling: such as ‘Hard core pornography inside – does not contain toy soldiers’.

Shortages or Damages: Goods must be inspected on delivery and all claims or shortages must be reported within 48 hours of receipt. Please refrain from reporting that the owner of Stonk Games is Short and Damaged. He knows this and is working on it.

Sending stuff back: Where goods have been ordered in error or are not received as expected Stonk Games may agree to their return and a refund minus postage and packaging on the following conditions: Returns authorisation must be requested within 48 hours of receipt of goods, via the contact page.

Goods must then be returned to the despatch address within 7 days from receipt of authorisation, using information from our reply.
Goods must be returned unused, in perfect, saleable condition and in their original packaging.
It is the responsibility of the buyer to arrange for the return carriage and to ensure that the goods are adequately packaged so as to avoid damage in transit. Stonk Games accepts no responsibility for goods lost or damaged in transit to us. Proof of purchase or despatch should be acquired by the buyer prior to return.
For any goods returned as faulty, goods will be inspected before any refunds or replacements will be made. This does not affect your statutory rights.

Exceptions: Pre loved, second hand, bespoke and used goods are sold as seen. Returns are not accepted on these.

Disclaimers: Stonk Games accepts no responsibility for your life or sanity. If the aliens come and eat your face it’s not down to us. Any Psychic messages that you receive through use of this site are purely coincidental even if you pressed the button asking for one – (unless you can prove that it did come from us, in which case we are REALLY REALLY interested). The stars are always aligned from someones perspective. It wasn’t me constable, ‘onest.

Thank you for your attention.